#it was supposed to be about gay swimmers being happy #why are there tears on my face
- bellydancing Amadeo
Commission for epicureanmarius ~ Hope you like it.
(Ah, I’m so sorry, but THIS will be terrible to coloring. *devilish laughing in the background* )
"Salon and Spa" eh?
"Services offered include, and are not limited to, and will be performed by a number of nubile and nude young
boysmen, except for VIPs in which the owner of the salon, Marius de Romanus, may wish to carry out the treatments (warning: he may stray from what is requested but YOU WILL ENJOY IT OH YES)
- Express Facial - $45 - Special liquid for the skin ;)
- Signature Facial - $65 - The Palazzo Boys will sign their names on you with special liquid.
- Radiance Facial - $90 - The Palazzo Boys will sign their names on you with special liquid whilst one of them plays a lyre outside the door.
- Gentlemen’s Facial - $65 - Gentlemen will be held by Master de Romanus and kissed as men might do with other men when they are alone.
- Age Management Facial - $80 - Free of charge if you’re hot.
- Body Polish - $45 - Free of charge if you’re hot.
- Tension Relief Massage - $45 - Free of charge if you’re hot.”
"When he says I played with innocent strangers, befriending them and then killing them, how was he to know that I hunted almost exclusively among the gamblers, the thieves, and the killers, being more faithful to my unspoken vow to kill the evildoer than even I had hoped I would be? …The whores I feasted upon in front of Louis once, to spite him, had drugged and robbed many a seaman who was never seen alive again.
But little things like this don’t really matter. He told the tale as he believed it.”
- the Vampire Lestat
gorgeous-fiend: #How was he to know
It’s the fact that you left that little thing (and piles of other little things) unspoken that caused so much friction in the frick frack! Argh.
In Lestat’s defense, I think if he started with the whole, “You know, Louis, you can just kill evildoers, like I do…” then Louis might pick and question at that, too, and maybe he was worried that opening up just a little bit might be enough to want to reveal ALL TEH SEKRITS WHEN MARIUS SAID SPECIFICALLY NO TELLING, WE PINKY-SWEARED AND EVERYTHING.
I’m still not over what happened to Riccardo.
//None of us will ever be over what happened to Riccardo..
Just zoom in on the guys face, “I am not being paid enough for this shit, screw your boat I’m going home.”
vampire-chronicles-rp: #WELL THIS IS SUDDENLY HILARIOUS
I know right?? Those dudes look so unhappy! “We got this fucking ship and built that whole set for like a 4 second shot omg”
This is LOVE.
|—||kamijo (via twistedlolitax)|